I will only let our son wear “this” at home and when no one else is around.
The trouble with trends is they come back. They are cyclical. A swing of a pendulum and we go from neons to pastels and from pointy high heels to round toe ballet shoes.
Or a trend can come back because an eight year-old boys saw a picture of a guy with a ponytail and he thought he looked tough.
Peter brought this tassel he found in a drawer and asked me to stick it to his head with one of my “things.” When I asked him what he meant he held it to the nape of his neck and said,
“Here, like the way some boys have.”
I deserve this after I put my hair “feathers” onto unsuspecting people at a concert, (and then took a picture.)
Are there “good taste” camps that I can send my boys off to?
I think a camp that teaches our kids good taste such as…
– Watching Sponge Bob will ruin any future ability you may have to create anything of beauty.
– Listening to Niki Minage may possibly cause your ears to not be able to distinguish between a cat dying, a jack hammer, or actual singing.
– Crazy hair will only cause you to have 5 years of your life being unable to prove due to picture frames spontaneously combusting upon having to hold that ugly a$$ photo of you from 1989.
– “That song” you think will define your summer and generation will actually be just another summer song that the record producers release with planned calculations and you were simply putty in the radio stations hands.
– That you shouldn’t take any new trend too far or invest in it too heavily, (ehhhem…tattoos) because most things go terribly out of style the stronger that they were in style.
I guess I will just let my boys be who they are and try silly things when they are kids, even if it is wearing curtain trim in your hair.
I shaved the left side of my head in seventh grade. I looked like Richard Simmons after being hazed at a fraternity house.
I try my best to teach our boys to be who they are and march to their own drum.
I have been repeating this quote a lot lately with twin twelve year-olds…
“Be Who You Are and Say What You Feel Because
Those Who Mind Don’t Matter
and Those Who Matter Don’t Mind.”
– Dr. Seuss
So here I am housebound until my child who thinks he is Antonio Banderas moves onto something else he thinks makes him cool. 😉
Thanks for letting me share with you and I hope I made you smile, laugh, think, love, cry or cry laughing.
- My Boys are in so Much Trouble! (allthatmakesyou.wordpress.com)