Warning: T.M.I.I went to get a spray tan.
I wore a thong so I wouldn’t be completely nekk’ed in front of the lady spraying me. I’m modest. 😂
I wear a sundress so it doesn’t mess up my “tan.”
I come home and go in my bedroom to take off the permanent wedgie, the thong.
But first, I walk through my bedroom with the sundresses hiked up and snap that torture devise out of my bottom with tremendous relief.
Just as I turned the corner to walk around the bed and look ahead into my window I see one of the painter men on a ladder watching me.
I thought they were done with our bedroom windows.
Now I have to get one of those bank tube things to send them the check when they are done so I never have to look or talk to them again.