I have been cheating. I have been cheating on my friends at WordPress. I had a story I wanted to write but it was such a heavy story I didn’t think I should “drag down”
my handful of readers at WordPress. I am “Funny Abbie” on WordPress. Right?!
I have been copying my posts onto BlogHer and I recently saw they were looking for Mother’s Day posts to feature and well, since you know we all already know WHY I WILL NEVER BE FRESHLY PRESSED…
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I decided I to write a Mother’s Day post about my mom. That is when things took a turn towards “Downesrville.”
Guess what? BlogHer loved “Depressing Abbie!” Well, I am just putting it that way to try and be funny.
Here is my predicament…
Do I share this story on WordPress and run away 3 of my 12 readers because I haven’t been true to what content I have been keeping or do I start another blog with “heavier content?”
I wrote a very funny story recently with some raging exaggerations, (for the sake of humor) about my in-laws. Funny, funny, funny stuff. While I really haven’t shared this blog with more than three people I know and one of those people continues to remind me she does NOT read blogs and NEVER will, (she’s pissed I am not playing tennis this spring with her.) If you’re here reading this, (you know who you are) then well bahahahaha! Do I need a third blog where I’m anonymous because while this in-law story is mostly (NOT) fake my in-laws may one day have someone print up my story and mail it to them via the post office. Nothing good would come from my in-laws reading what is going on between my ears.
Do I stay true to “All that makes you…” and delete that “cry” tab and post tomorrow about going to the Van Halen concert last Saturday and why I had to ask a stranger to “Promise you wont steal a kidney, OK?” and get back to “Funny Abbie”
Or do I post the “Mother’s Day” story that was “featured” and let me all hang out?
Can I tell a story about my in-laws with some exaggerations for the sake of making the world a little happier? Do I need a third blog that is just my imagination based off of real events that I have to make up in my head to keep from killing people? This was never an issue before as I never said the narrative that plays in my head, out loud. It may even be relief for my in-laws as they would then have an explanation as to why I chuckle to myself the entire time they are around.
Ohhhh but I am sure no one has done a post about proposing a bill to be able to drop off your in-laws at a “safe haven” no questions asked. I’m like the kid with the latest sneakers and I can’t walk down my street.
What do you want to read when you stop by “All that makes you..?”
Do I just continue my quest to be Freshly Pressed and post the pictures I take around my yard like this one I took a couple of days ago? No editing on this required, not one adjustment, nature is beautiful…
Is it ok to mix things up?
-Abbie (the mostly funny, crazy mamma, gardening to watch beauty grow, introspective and sometime tells a sad story Abbie)
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