I don’t know. They are sweet. They are cute boys. They win classroom awards like, “Most Conscientious”. These are the only reasons I can think of that the teachers don’t call me when my boys do a project in school and they...just look at the picture.
There are reasons I am not a PTO mom, or a scissor mom, (the ones that come to school to cut things out). The reasons are because my kids think its funny to make a pasta skeleton and put macaroni testicals and rotinini pee-pee and spaghetti BONE? I asked what the spaghetti was and he said, “That’s the bone in the pee-pee“.
I know I clearly have more to worry about, judging from this picture, but….
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WE HAVE STANDARDS.
YOU DAD IS A BONE DOCTOR!
HOW CAN YOU NOT KNOW THERE ARE NO BONES IN YOUR PEE-PEE?
I take a few deep breaths. I put it into perspective. There are three types of pasta that makes up the noodle guys junk (oh and we know it’s a noodle GUY, right) but the dude has no feet.
For all of you with girls I want to remind you that little boys are different. For little boys, that area is a toy that stays with you. To quote one of my kids when they were three, “When can I get one of these BALLS out so I can see what they look like?” Your daughter is putting shoes on her Barbies feet right now and I have an anatomically (in)correct footless pasta dude on my fridge.
Please hit the follow button if we made you smile today. I am trying to figure out what to do with my almost month long blog. If you have and comments or suggestions please let me know. Thanks for coming by to read. I am trying to create a place where you can go daily for a quick story that makes you smile, laugh, think, love, cry or cry laughing. A story you can relate to because we are part of some kind of family. A place to go to read after you have read the days news on your mobile and you want to smile and relate. I was always looking for it on my phone while sitting in line at the school drop off/pick up or on the side of my kids practice fields. I had never written anything to share. I have written down these stories for years and I am a total picture geek, (not that I know what I am doing but how I love to scroll through our photos) and I just put them together. Hope you enjoyed.
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