What do I do?
What do I do when I look on my phone and see I have a message.
I open the message.
It reads, “It took me forever to get the courage up to send this.”
There is a picture attached.
I open the picture and its a picture of boobies!
Mom boobies, like mine. I mean, they are NOT mine but they are by no means “dirty picture boobies.” They might be a picture for a husband out-of-town and it could be as innocent as “holy cow look at my tan lines” photo. It could be a “before” photo, as in before a little touch up with a plastic surgeon.
I don’t know why someone takes a picture of themselves naked. I don’t care if you do.
This does not change the fact that I just got a naked topless picture of a mom I know from my boys school.
A pair of boobies staring at me that I find myself studying and concluding that those are indeed her boobies.
Holy-Mother-of-God. What do I do?
Do I reply?
I get butt called and butt texted all the time. This is a byproduct of having a name that starts with “ABB”
I am a librarians dream.
Once she realizes she accidentally “sexted” me will she kill herself before school starts because she has to see me everyday.
I don’t want her to be uncomfortable. I have all sorts of wacky pictures on my phone. I don’t have MY boobies but I have other people’s boobies. I have pics of toilet stalls, dead mice in pool basket, husband spooning dog thinking its me…
Should I send her a naked photo of some of my anatomy so we are even? No harm, no foul.
Do I just send her a, Thank you?”
Do I just send her a, “Thank you but I like boys?”
Do I call the son and tell him, “Shame on you!”
Do I forward it to her husband and tell him I think if was intended for him?
These are the kind of pictures I send my husband. I sent this picture a couple of weeks ago. I wanted this puppy. I lost all sense of reason. I went to the mall to buy Chinese soup spoons and I am trying to leave with a Havanese puppy? Maybe he would have said yes if I showed him my boobies.
Do I play stupid and let it ride and always wonder if she quit speaking to me because of it?
After attending BlogHer last week and wondering where I fit into this whole “webosphere” God sent me a clear sign where I belong. I must keep blogging and telling these stories. He sent me Mrs ______ boobie picture so I could make you laugh.
I think God wants me to continue on.
What do you think I should do and do you have a story like this?
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