Booger-Gate

Me, “Come here boys. I want to show you something.”

We all walk into the living room. They are bothered as they are sure I am going to give them a job.

Instead I say, “Who is wiping their boogers on the wall when they are sitting in this chair?”

I point to “Mount Snotmore” and they all three make faces like this…

Then they all start doing that Beavis and Butthead giggle.

I have found things on the wall before…

I shouldn’t be grateful it is just boogers this time, but I am. I am happy it is not a slug or worse.

I ask again who is doing this gross thing and they all simultaneously say it isn’t them.

So it’s this guy again I find in my house from time to time…

I bet it is this one. He just looks like a booger wiper.

I tell them I have bought a BOOGER DNA test from Walgreens and if whomever has done this despicable act comes clean before I get the results I might be more understanding.

It’s Booger-Gate!

They make faces like this now.

Boy, “What? They can do that now?!!”

They begin turning on each other.

Another boy, “Sure they can! If they can do it on those TV shows!”

And yet another boy, “If it was you that put them here, you better tell her!”

Second boy from above, “I put mine in the back seat of the car. Those aren’t mine.”

I am now making this face…

It was a complete “Bogger-Gate” and the worst part is that the other two came clean by telling me where their secret booger stash was, that I hadn’t found yet.

Is this normal behavior for boys? Some boys? Some animals? Expected from the children I birth?

– Abbie, All that makes you smile, laugh, think, love, cry, and hopefully cry laughing.

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16 thoughts on “Booger-Gate

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  2. Ewwwwwww, that is just so gross! It’s probably a good thing I never had children, I just don’t have the stomach for it! LOL! (Love the BOOGER MAN!) 😀

    • Oh, let me tell you…I hear dat! Ha ha! I don’t share everything as, hang head in shame, they would run away…and then audition for that show “Jackass.” We need prayers and meditation. I will pray for you and you pray for me. Really we would be praying for our boys that we don’t send them off to boarding school. 😉

    • Thank you so much for reading, commenting and a reward to boot!!! I love all three! See the booger thing caught me off guard as they are never seen “mining.” I have seen some girls do some pretty wacky things but the boys really, really enjoy it.

  3. Behind the headboard on oldest grandguys bed.
    Quite conspiratorial he was when he showed me.
    Booger stashes seem to be a secret grandmas are privy to.

  4. LOL!! Love it! I’m going to remember that DNA testing bit . . . that’s has got to come in handy somewhere down the line! And I guess you could look on the bright side . . . at least they’re not eating them. I’ve caught my guy doing that which imop is WAY worse! Not a problem with my girls . . . I guess it’s just a glitch in male DNA! 😉

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